some famous quotes i got frm the net...

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

haha...some are hard to understand...but the last one is hilarious though...
hm decided to do something interesting...
dun want to bore u peeps and myself to death with memories abt my dae...
haha...

here are some outstanding jokes...these are some REALLY STUPID ppl...

A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again". When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "

haha...dunnoe if their funny anot...will try to find more
interesting sites and quotes...but till den tc peeps.=)